Funny Hoodie Yes I’m A B* But Not Yours – Funny Gift
Funny Hoodie Yes I’m A B* But Not Yours – Funny Gift
If you love sarcasm, you will adore this bold not yours hoodie. It delivers instant laughs while keeping you exceptionally warm on chilly days. Many people struggle to find apparel that matches their witty personality. Fortunately, this sarcastic garment speaks volumes before you even say a word. You can easily pair this item with your favorite jeans for an effortless, casual look. Furthermore, you will stand out in any crowd wearing such a unique piece.
Crafted from a premium cotton and polyester blend, this cozy pullover provides ultimate softness. It features a spacious front pouch pocket and an adjustable drawstring hood. Because quality matters, we ensure every stitch holds up against daily wear. You will love how the fabric feels against your skin. Additionally, the vibrant print resists fading even after multiple washes. Whether you run errands or lounge at home, this Hoodie offers unmatched versatility.
Why Choose This not yours hoodie
Choosing the right wardrobe staple can elevate your daily mood. This sarcastic piece offers several incredible benefits:
- Made from breathable, ultra-soft fleece fabric for maximum comfort.
- Features a double-lined hood with a matching drawstring.
- Includes a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm.
- Designed with reinforced seams for long-lasting durability.
Express Your Sarcastic Style Today
Fashion should always reflect your true personality. When you wear this statement piece, you embrace your independent spirit entirely. Friends will certainly appreciate your sharp sense of humor. Therefore, adding this garment to your closet is a brilliant choice. Grab yours now and wear your witty attitude with absolute confidence.
Care & Maintenance Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out with like colors.
Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
Do not iron directly on the printed graphic design.
Avoid using bleach or harsh chemical fabric softeners.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What sizes are available for this apparel?
We offer a wide range of sizes from Small to 3XL to ensure a perfect fit.
Is the fabric pre-shrunk?
Yes, the material undergoes pre-shrinking to maintain its size after washing.
Can I wear this item during winter?
The fleece lining provides excellent warmth, making it ideal for cooler seasons.
How should I wash the garment to protect the print?
Always turn the garment inside out before washing on a gentle cycle.
Funny Hoodie Yes I’m A B* But Not Yours – Funny Gift
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan
- Size Chart
| Color | Black, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, Purple, Royal, Heliconia, Dark Heather, White, Light Pink, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Sand |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
- Select each style with color & size & quantity
- Click “Add to cart“ each style
- Click “Check out”
- Enter shipping and billing information
- Done! Simple as that!
SHIPPING POLICY
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
In view of the fact that our products are print-on-demand products, this mean we will only start to print when you made to order so we need at least 7-10 days for production & fast shipping and 10-17 days for production & standard shipping. And it’s depends on your area also.
– For US domestic: We need at least 10-17 days for production & standard shipping.
– For International: We need at least 13-19 days for production & standard shipping.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
The estimated delivery time for our order will depend on your location. While we work closely with our logistics partners to provide you accurate delivery information, delivery times are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. Once your product(s) are in transit, any delays are out of our control.
To estimate when you can expect your order, please refer to the time frame below. It includes production time and shipping time varies by location.
ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
US Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 3 – 7 | 7 - 10 |
Canada Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 14 – 21 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
Rest Of The World
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 10 - 14 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 28+ |
Please note:
- The above time frame is only applied for orders with standard shipping methods. You can choose fast shipping service to save 5-10 days.
- The majority of our orders are processed and shipped within the time frame we offer above. However, the time period above is only approximate, some items/orders may require a longer ship-out and/or delivery time frame.
- Due to unforeseeable delivery bottlenecks with our suppliers as well as delivery companies, deliveries may be delayed a little bit. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause to you and will inform for you via email for theses cases to find the best solutions.
- Holiday shipping: In peak season, your order may arrive late than expected delivery. We’re so sorry for this inconvenience and hope that you can sympathize for us.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Transit times do not include the time taken to prepare your order before shipment.
INCORRECT ADDRESS
Make sure you provide the correct address (Apartment/building name, floor number, or unit number...) at checkout because we are not responsible if a package is returned to us due to an incorrect or incomplete addressed.
For orders delivered at the PO box, please include the zip code plus 4 or 5-digit in your order shipping address.
You can update the information within 2 hours after you made order. Once the order has left our warehouse, we are not responsible if that parcel gets lost or stolen. All items would be donated right after they come back to our warehouse.
Customer service is our #1 priority and we will do whatever we can to take care of you. Please keep in touch with us via email or hotline.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +1 (925) 644-0009
