Funny Hoodie I’m Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates – Funny Gift
Funny Hoodie I’m Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates – Funny Gift
Do you frequently find yourself stumbling over flat surfaces? Then our brand new not clumsy hoodie is the perfect solution for your daily adventures. We all have those clumsy moments, but this witty apparel proves that gravity is the real enemy. Consequently, you can wear your humor proudly while staying incredibly comfortable. Whether you are buying it for yourself or as a hilarious gift, this wardrobe staple speaks the absolute truth.
Why Choose the not clumsy hoodie?
This cozy piece combines humor with premium everyday comfort. First of all, we construct each premium pullover using an ultra-soft cotton blend. Because of this fabric choice, you can enjoy warmth and breathability throughout the chilly seasons. Additionally, our high-quality printing process ensures the funny quote stays vibrant after many washes. If you are searching for a versatile Hoodie option, this graphic pullover is exactly what you need.
- Super soft interior fleece that traps warmth effectively.
- Sturdy double-needle stitching for long-lasting durability.
- Spacious front pouch pocket to keep your hands warm.
- Adjustable drawstring hood for custom coverage.
Unmatched Comfort and Hilarious Style
Life is simply too short to wear boring clothes. Therefore, we designed this funny outerwear to spark laughter wherever you go. The classic design makes it easy to pair with your favorite jeans, joggers, or casual leggings. Indeed, slipping into your not clumsy hoodie instantly elevates your weekend style. You will love the relaxed fit that accommodates all body types effortlessly.
Furthermore, active individuals will appreciate the flexible fabric that moves with you. Whether you are running errands or lounging at home, this sweatshirt offers the ultimate cozy experience. It also serves as an excellent icebreaker at parties, family gatherings, or casual outings. Everyone will smile when they read the witty text printed across your chest. Therefore, do not hesitate to add this whimsical garment to your collection today.
Care & Maintenance Instructions
To keep your graphic print looking flawless, please follow these care guidelines.
Machine wash cold with like colors inside out.
Use only non-chlorine bleach when absolutely necessary.
Tumble dry on low heat to prevent fabric shrinkage.
Do not iron directly over the printed graphic design.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What materials are used to make this sweatshirt?
We make this hilarious outerwear using a high-quality blend of cotton and polyester for maximum comfort and durability.
Is the sizing true to standard US sizes?
Yes, this garment fits true to size, but we recommend ordering one size up if you prefer a modern, oversized look.
Will the graphic peel off after washing?
No, we use premium screen-printing techniques that seal the design directly into the fabric fibers, ensuring it will not crack or peel.
Can I wash my not clumsy hoodie in warm water?
We highly recommend using cold water to maintain the color vibrancy and preserve the structural integrity of the fabric.
Funny Hoodie I’m Not Clumsy The Floor Just Hates – Funny Gift
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan
- Size Chart
| Color | Black, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, Purple, Royal, Heliconia, Dark Heather, White, Light Pink, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Sand |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
- Select each style with color & size & quantity
- Click “Add to cart“ each style
- Click “Check out”
- Enter shipping and billing information
- Done! Simple as that!
SHIPPING POLICY
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
In view of the fact that our products are print-on-demand products, this mean we will only start to print when you made to order so we need at least 7-10 days for production & fast shipping and 10-17 days for production & standard shipping. And it’s depends on your area also.
– For US domestic: We need at least 10-17 days for production & standard shipping.
– For International: We need at least 13-19 days for production & standard shipping.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
The estimated delivery time for our order will depend on your location. While we work closely with our logistics partners to provide you accurate delivery information, delivery times are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. Once your product(s) are in transit, any delays are out of our control.
To estimate when you can expect your order, please refer to the time frame below. It includes production time and shipping time varies by location.
ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
US Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 3 – 7 | 7 - 10 |
Canada Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 14 – 21 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
Rest Of The World
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 10 - 14 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 28+ |
Please note:
- The above time frame is only applied for orders with standard shipping methods. You can choose fast shipping service to save 5-10 days.
- The majority of our orders are processed and shipped within the time frame we offer above. However, the time period above is only approximate, some items/orders may require a longer ship-out and/or delivery time frame.
- Due to unforeseeable delivery bottlenecks with our suppliers as well as delivery companies, deliveries may be delayed a little bit. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause to you and will inform for you via email for theses cases to find the best solutions.
- Holiday shipping: In peak season, your order may arrive late than expected delivery. We’re so sorry for this inconvenience and hope that you can sympathize for us.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Transit times do not include the time taken to prepare your order before shipment.
INCORRECT ADDRESS
Make sure you provide the correct address (Apartment/building name, floor number, or unit number...) at checkout because we are not responsible if a package is returned to us due to an incorrect or incomplete addressed.
For orders delivered at the PO box, please include the zip code plus 4 or 5-digit in your order shipping address.
You can update the information within 2 hours after you made order. Once the order has left our warehouse, we are not responsible if that parcel gets lost or stolen. All items would be donated right after they come back to our warehouse.
Customer service is our #1 priority and we will do whatever we can to take care of you. Please keep in touch with us via email or hotline.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +1 (925) 644-0009
