Funny Hoodie I Don’t Pretend To Be Something I’m Not – Funny Gift
Funny Hoodie I Don’t Pretend To Be Something I’m Not – Funny Gift
Do you love sharing your authentic personality with the world? If you value raw honesty over fitting in, our dont pretend to style is made specifically for you. Many people struggle to find apparel that matches their witty and sarcastic outlook on life. Fortunately, this sarcastic Hoodie delivers both superior warmth and unapologetic attitude. When you wear this statement piece, you will instantly turn heads and spark smiles everywhere you go.
Why Choose This dont pretend to Apparel?
Every single garment is crafted with premium cotton blends to ensure maximum daily comfort. Furthermore, the fabric feels incredibly soft against your skin while offering exceptional durability. You can wear it during chilly morning walks, casual weekend hangouts, or relaxing at home. Because it features a roomy pouch pocket and an adjustable drawstring hood, functionality truly meets style. Additionally, the witty quote ensures that everyone around you understands your no-nonsense mindset.
Stand Out From The Crowd
Expressing your true self requires zero filters. Consider these fantastic benefits:
- Ultra-soft fleece interior keeps you warm all day long.
- Durable screen-printed graphic resists fading and cracking.
- Classic fit flatters all body types effortlessly.
- Ribbed cuffs and hem provide a secure, cozy feel.
Ultimately, if you dont pretend to care about superficial trends, this sarcastic garment is your ultimate wardrobe essential. Grab yours right now and upgrade your casual streetwear collection instantly.
Care & Maintenance Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors.
Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
Do not iron directly on the graphic print.
Avoid using bleach or harsh fabric softeners.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What sizes are available for this hoodie?
We offer a wide range of sizes from Small to 3XL to ensure a comfortable fit for everyone.
Is the fabric preshrunk?
Yes, the cotton-poly blend minimizes shrinkage during regular washing cycles.
Can I wear this during winter?
It features a cozy fleece lining that provides excellent warmth during chilly autumn and winter days.
How fast is shipping?
Orders typically process within two to three business days before shipping directly to your door.
Funny Hoodie I Don’t Pretend To Be Something I’m Not – Funny Gift
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan
- Size Chart
| Color | Black, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, Purple, Royal, Heliconia, Dark Heather, White, Light Pink, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Sand |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
- Select each style with color & size & quantity
- Click “Add to cart“ each style
- Click “Check out”
- Enter shipping and billing information
- Done! Simple as that!
SHIPPING POLICY
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
In view of the fact that our products are print-on-demand products, this mean we will only start to print when you made to order so we need at least 7-10 days for production & fast shipping and 10-17 days for production & standard shipping. And it’s depends on your area also.
– For US domestic: We need at least 10-17 days for production & standard shipping.
– For International: We need at least 13-19 days for production & standard shipping.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
The estimated delivery time for our order will depend on your location. While we work closely with our logistics partners to provide you accurate delivery information, delivery times are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. Once your product(s) are in transit, any delays are out of our control.
To estimate when you can expect your order, please refer to the time frame below. It includes production time and shipping time varies by location.
ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
US Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 3 – 7 | 7 - 10 |
Canada Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 14 – 21 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
Rest Of The World
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 10 - 14 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 28+ |
Please note:
- The above time frame is only applied for orders with standard shipping methods. You can choose fast shipping service to save 5-10 days.
- The majority of our orders are processed and shipped within the time frame we offer above. However, the time period above is only approximate, some items/orders may require a longer ship-out and/or delivery time frame.
- Due to unforeseeable delivery bottlenecks with our suppliers as well as delivery companies, deliveries may be delayed a little bit. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause to you and will inform for you via email for theses cases to find the best solutions.
- Holiday shipping: In peak season, your order may arrive late than expected delivery. We’re so sorry for this inconvenience and hope that you can sympathize for us.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Transit times do not include the time taken to prepare your order before shipment.
INCORRECT ADDRESS
Make sure you provide the correct address (Apartment/building name, floor number, or unit number...) at checkout because we are not responsible if a package is returned to us due to an incorrect or incomplete addressed.
For orders delivered at the PO box, please include the zip code plus 4 or 5-digit in your order shipping address.
You can update the information within 2 hours after you made order. Once the order has left our warehouse, we are not responsible if that parcel gets lost or stolen. All items would be donated right after they come back to our warehouse.
Customer service is our #1 priority and we will do whatever we can to take care of you. Please keep in touch with us via email or hotline.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +1 (925) 644-0009
