Funny Hoodie I Don’t Rise & Shine I Caffeinate – Funny Gift
Funny Hoodie I Don’t Rise & Shine I Caffeinate – Funny Gift
If you dont rise and shine with a smile, this cozy apparel is made just for you. Mornings are tough, and finding the right Hoodie makes facing the day much easier. Every single person who dreads early alarms will love this sarcastic quote. You value your coffee more than morning small talk. Therefore, this garment speaks your language without you saying a word.
Why You Need This dont rise and shine Apparel
Comfort meets attitude in this premium piece of clothing. You deserve to stay warm while you wait for your first cup of joe. Crafted from ultra-soft cotton blends, it wraps you in warmth during chilly commutes. Furthermore, the relaxed fit allows you to lounge effortlessly on the couch. Here are the top features you will enjoy:
- Plush fabric blend for ultimate everyday comfort
- Durable double-needle stitching around the seams
- Spacious front pouch pocket to keep your hands warm
- Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized coverage
- Fade-resistant print that survives countless wash cycles
The Ultimate Sarcastic Statement
Most mornings feel like an uphill battle against exhaustion. When people ask you how you are, you simply point to your chest. Your dont rise and shine mantra keeps annoying morning people at a safe distance. Moreover, this funny quote resonates with anyone who functions exclusively on caffeine. You can wear it to the coffee shop, grocery store, or casual Friday at work.
Care & Maintenance Instructions
Machine wash your garment inside out with like colors on a gentle cold cycle.
Avoid using chlorine bleach to preserve the vibrant graphic design.
Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry naturally for the best results.
Do not iron directly over the screen-printed graphic area.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What sizes are available for this funny hoodie?
We offer a wide range of sizes from Small up to 3XL to ensure a great fit.
Is the material shrink-resistant?
Yes, the fabric is pre-shrunk, but we recommend cold washing to maintain longevity.
How does the fit run?
It features a standard retail fit that provides a relaxed and cozy feel.
Can I wear this during winter workouts?
It works great for light outdoor walks or layering during cooler weather.
Funny Hoodie I Don’t Rise & Shine I Caffeinate – Funny Gift
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan
- Size Chart
| Color | Black, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, Purple, Royal, Heliconia, Dark Heather, White, Light Pink, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Sand |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
- Select each style with color & size & quantity
- Click “Add to cart“ each style
- Click “Check out”
- Enter shipping and billing information
- Done! Simple as that!
SHIPPING POLICY
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
In view of the fact that our products are print-on-demand products, this mean we will only start to print when you made to order so we need at least 7-10 days for production & fast shipping and 10-17 days for production & standard shipping. And it’s depends on your area also.
– For US domestic: We need at least 10-17 days for production & standard shipping.
– For International: We need at least 13-19 days for production & standard shipping.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
The estimated delivery time for our order will depend on your location. While we work closely with our logistics partners to provide you accurate delivery information, delivery times are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. Once your product(s) are in transit, any delays are out of our control.
To estimate when you can expect your order, please refer to the time frame below. It includes production time and shipping time varies by location.
ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
US Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 3 – 7 | 7 - 10 |
Canada Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 14 – 21 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
Rest Of The World
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 10 - 14 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 28+ |
Please note:
- The above time frame is only applied for orders with standard shipping methods. You can choose fast shipping service to save 5-10 days.
- The majority of our orders are processed and shipped within the time frame we offer above. However, the time period above is only approximate, some items/orders may require a longer ship-out and/or delivery time frame.
- Due to unforeseeable delivery bottlenecks with our suppliers as well as delivery companies, deliveries may be delayed a little bit. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause to you and will inform for you via email for theses cases to find the best solutions.
- Holiday shipping: In peak season, your order may arrive late than expected delivery. We’re so sorry for this inconvenience and hope that you can sympathize for us.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Transit times do not include the time taken to prepare your order before shipment.
INCORRECT ADDRESS
Make sure you provide the correct address (Apartment/building name, floor number, or unit number...) at checkout because we are not responsible if a package is returned to us due to an incorrect or incomplete addressed.
For orders delivered at the PO box, please include the zip code plus 4 or 5-digit in your order shipping address.
You can update the information within 2 hours after you made order. Once the order has left our warehouse, we are not responsible if that parcel gets lost or stolen. All items would be donated right after they come back to our warehouse.
Customer service is our #1 priority and we will do whatever we can to take care of you. Please keep in touch with us via email or hotline.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +1 (925) 644-0009
