Funny Hoodie I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned – Funny Gift
Funny Hoodie I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned – Funny Gift
Are you looking for the ultimate poisoned funny gift to surprise your sarcastic friends? This hilarious apparel item brings endless laughter to any casual gathering. When you wear this clever Hoodie, you immediately showcase your witty personality to the world. People truly appreciate a bold statement piece that breaks the ice effortlessly. Crafted from premium cotton blends, this garment guarantees warmth and comfort during chilly evenings. Whether you lounge at home or run quick errands, you will definitely enjoy the cozy fit.
Why Choose This poisoned funny gift?
Every single detail of this apparel reflects top-tier craftsmanship. The fabric feels exceptionally soft against your skin while maintaining impressive durability. Furthermore, the vibrant print resists fading even after multiple wash cycles. You can easily pair this versatile garment with your favorite jeans or joggers. It serves as an ideal conversation starter for family reunions or casual hangouts with close friends.
- Made with 50% cotton and 50% polyester for supreme comfort
- Double-lined hood with a matching drawstring for extra warmth
- Spacious pouch pocket in the front for your daily essentials
- Ribbed knit cuffs and waistband that retain their shape over time
Care & Maintenance Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors.
Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed.
Tumble dry on low heat or hang to air dry for best results.
Do not iron directly over the graphic print to prevent damage.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What sizes are available for this hoodie?
This item comes in a wide range of sizes from Small up to 3XL to fit most body types.
Is the fabric preshrunk?
Yes, the material undergoes a pre-shrunk process to ensure a true fit wash after wash.
Can I return the item if it does not fit?
We offer hassle-free returns within thirty days of purchase if you need a different size.
Funny Hoodie I’ve Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned – Funny Gift
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan
- Size Chart
| Color | Black, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, Purple, Royal, Heliconia, Dark Heather, White, Light Pink, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Sand |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
- Select each style with color & size & quantity
- Click “Add to cart“ each style
- Click “Check out”
- Enter shipping and billing information
- Done! Simple as that!
SHIPPING POLICY
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
In view of the fact that our products are print-on-demand products, this mean we will only start to print when you made to order so we need at least 7-10 days for production & fast shipping and 10-17 days for production & standard shipping. And it’s depends on your area also.
– For US domestic: We need at least 10-17 days for production & standard shipping.
– For International: We need at least 13-19 days for production & standard shipping.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
The estimated delivery time for our order will depend on your location. While we work closely with our logistics partners to provide you accurate delivery information, delivery times are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. Once your product(s) are in transit, any delays are out of our control.
To estimate when you can expect your order, please refer to the time frame below. It includes production time and shipping time varies by location.
ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
US Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 3 – 7 | 7 - 10 |
Canada Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 14 – 21 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
Rest Of The World
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 10 - 14 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 28+ |
Please note:
- The above time frame is only applied for orders with standard shipping methods. You can choose fast shipping service to save 5-10 days.
- The majority of our orders are processed and shipped within the time frame we offer above. However, the time period above is only approximate, some items/orders may require a longer ship-out and/or delivery time frame.
- Due to unforeseeable delivery bottlenecks with our suppliers as well as delivery companies, deliveries may be delayed a little bit. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause to you and will inform for you via email for theses cases to find the best solutions.
- Holiday shipping: In peak season, your order may arrive late than expected delivery. We’re so sorry for this inconvenience and hope that you can sympathize for us.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Transit times do not include the time taken to prepare your order before shipment.
INCORRECT ADDRESS
Make sure you provide the correct address (Apartment/building name, floor number, or unit number...) at checkout because we are not responsible if a package is returned to us due to an incorrect or incomplete addressed.
For orders delivered at the PO box, please include the zip code plus 4 or 5-digit in your order shipping address.
You can update the information within 2 hours after you made order. Once the order has left our warehouse, we are not responsible if that parcel gets lost or stolen. All items would be donated right after they come back to our warehouse.
Customer service is our #1 priority and we will do whatever we can to take care of you. Please keep in touch with us via email or hotline.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +1 (925) 644-0009
