Funny Hoodie I’m Not Always A Btch I’m Just Funny Gift
Funny Hoodie I’m Not Always A Btch I’m Just Funny Gift
Are you searching for the ultimate statement piece that combines humor and cozy warmth? Look no further than this hilarious always a bitch hoodie, designed specifically for individuals who love to showcase their witty personality. Whenever you wear this clever apparel item, you instantly express your unique vibe without ever saying a single word. Furthermore, it serves as an incredible conversation starter at parties, casual hangouts, or while running errands around town.
Crafted carefully from premium, ultra-soft cotton blended fabrics, this garment wraps you in luxurious comfort all day long. Because we prioritize exceptional quality, your new favorite Hoodie resists shrinking and fading over time. Whether you choose to lounge around the house on a lazy Sunday or brave the chilly morning breeze, this cozy pullover provides the dependable warmth you desperately need.
Why Choose This always a bitch hoodie?
Finding apparel that is both comfortable and hysterically funny can often feel challenging. Fortunately, this stylish piece bridges the gap between everyday loungewear and bold comedic expression. Additionally, it makes an unforgettable present for your best friend, sister, or coworker who appreciates sarcastic humor. Consider the standout features below:
- Premium heavyweight cotton-poly blend for maximum durability.
- Double-lined hood with a matching adjustable drawstring.
- Spacious front pouch pocket to keep your hands warm.
- Vibrant, fade-resistant screen-printed graphic text.
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband that lock in warmth.
Moreover, styling this versatile garment requires minimal effort. You can easily pair it with your favorite high-waisted leggings, distressed denim jeans, or comfy joggers for an effortlessly cool aesthetic. Because the fabric breathes exceptionally well, you won’t overheat while moving throughout your busy daily schedule.
Care & Maintenance Instructions
Turn the garment inside out before washing to protect the printed graphic.
Machine wash cold with similar colors on a gentle cycle.
Do not use bleach or harsh chemical detergents.
Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry for best long-term results.
Avoid ironing directly over the screen-printed graphic design.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What sizes are available for this apparel?
We offer a comprehensive range of sizes spanning from Small to 3XL to accommodate every body type comfortably.
Does this fabric shrink significantly after washing?
No, the material undergoes a pre-shrinking process during manufacturing to maintain its true-to-fit sizing.
Is this material itchy or stiff?
Not at all, because we brush the interior fleece lining extensively to ensure an exceptionally soft feel against your skin.
Funny Hoodie I’m Not Always A Btch I’m Just Funny Gift
- 8 oz 50/50 cotton/poly
- Air jet yarn creates a smooth, low-pill surface
- Double needle stitching; Pouch pocket; Unisex sizing
- Decoration type: Digital Print
- Made by Gildan
- Size Chart
| Color | Black, Navy, Forest Green, Maroon, Purple, Royal, Heliconia, Dark Heather, White, Light Pink, Light Blue, Sport Grey, Sand |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
- Select each style with color & size & quantity
- Click “Add to cart“ each style
- Click “Check out”
- Enter shipping and billing information
- Done! Simple as that!
SHIPPING POLICY
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
In view of the fact that our products are print-on-demand products, this mean we will only start to print when you made to order so we need at least 7-10 days for production & fast shipping and 10-17 days for production & standard shipping. And it’s depends on your area also.
– For US domestic: We need at least 10-17 days for production & standard shipping.
– For International: We need at least 13-19 days for production & standard shipping.
HOW LONG DOES SHIPPING TAKE FOR MY ORDER?
The estimated delivery time for our order will depend on your location. While we work closely with our logistics partners to provide you accurate delivery information, delivery times are estimates only and cannot be guaranteed. Once your product(s) are in transit, any delays are out of our control.
To estimate when you can expect your order, please refer to the time frame below. It includes production time and shipping time varies by location.
ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL
US Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 3 – 7 | 7 - 10 |
Canada Standard Shipping
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 7 | 7 – 10 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 14 – 21 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
Rest Of The World
| Product | Production Time (Business Days) | Shipping Time (Business Days) |
| Apparel, Mug, Canvas, Poster, Jewelry | 3 – 5 | 10 - 14 |
| Blanket, Tumbler, Hoodie 3D, Rug, Ornament … | 5 – 7 | 21 - 28 |
| Boots, Clogs, Bedding Set, Metal Signs ... | 5 – 7 | 28+ |
Please note:
- The above time frame is only applied for orders with standard shipping methods. You can choose fast shipping service to save 5-10 days.
- The majority of our orders are processed and shipped within the time frame we offer above. However, the time period above is only approximate, some items/orders may require a longer ship-out and/or delivery time frame.
- Due to unforeseeable delivery bottlenecks with our suppliers as well as delivery companies, deliveries may be delayed a little bit. We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause to you and will inform for you via email for theses cases to find the best solutions.
- Holiday shipping: In peak season, your order may arrive late than expected delivery. We’re so sorry for this inconvenience and hope that you can sympathize for us.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Transit times do not include the time taken to prepare your order before shipment.
INCORRECT ADDRESS
Make sure you provide the correct address (Apartment/building name, floor number, or unit number...) at checkout because we are not responsible if a package is returned to us due to an incorrect or incomplete addressed.
For orders delivered at the PO box, please include the zip code plus 4 or 5-digit in your order shipping address.
You can update the information within 2 hours after you made order. Once the order has left our warehouse, we are not responsible if that parcel gets lost or stolen. All items would be donated right after they come back to our warehouse.
Customer service is our #1 priority and we will do whatever we can to take care of you. Please keep in touch with us via email or hotline.
Email: [email protected]
Phone: +1 (925) 644-0009
